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Applies to VoipNow 3 and higher!

The sound files used in VoipNow are grouped into several categories. For each category, there is a corresponding sound directory under the same name. The list below displays all categories alphabetically, followed by a short description.

  • dictate: used for dictations.
  • digits: used for numbers.
  • followme: used by extensions with enabled Follow me.
  • ha: used for HA-related events.
  • letters: represent the letters of the alphabet.
  • phonetics: used by the Text-to-Speech feature.
  • silence: played whenever a pause is necessary.
  • system: played for all the system-related events.

The table below lists all the sound files used in VoipNow.

File

Message

dictate/both_help

Press * to toggle pause, press # to enter a new dictation filename

dictate/enter_filename

Enter a numeric dictation filename followed by # or just # to exit

dictate/forhelp

Press 0 for help

dictate/pause

pause

dictate/paused

paused

dictate/play_help

press 1 to switch to record mode, press 2 to toggle fast playback, press 7 to jump backwards, press 8 to jump forwards

dictate/playback

playback

dictate/playback_mode

playback mode

dictate/record

record

dictate/record_help

press 1 to switch to playback mode, press 8 to truncate the file and start over

dictate/record_mode

record mode

dictate/truncating_audio

truncating audio

digits/0

zero

digits/1

one

digits/10

ten

digits/11

eleven

digits/12

twelve

digits/13

thirteen

digits/14

fourteen

digits/15

fifteen

digits/16

sixteen

digits/17

seventeen

digits/18

eighteen

digits/19

nineteen

digits/2

two

digits/20

twenty

digits/3

three

digits/30

thirty

digits/4

four

digits/40

forty

digits/5

five

digits/50

fifty

digits/6

six

digits/60

sixty

digits/7

seven

digits/70

seventy

digits/8

eight

digits/80

eighty

digits/9

nine

digits/90

ninety

digits/a-m

A.M

digits/at

at

digits/day-0

Sunday

digits/day-1

Monday

digits/day-2

Tuesday

digits/day-3

Wednesday

digits/day-4

Thursday

digits/day-5

Friday

digits/day-6

Saturday

digits/dollars

dollars

digits/h-1

first

digits/h-10

tenth

digits/h-11

eleventh

digits/h-12

twelfth

digits/h-14

fourteenth

digits/h-15

fifteenth

digits/h-16

sixteenth

digits/h-17

seventeenth

digits/h-18

eighteenth

digits/h-19

nineteenth

digits/h-2

second

digits/h-3

third

digits/h-30

thirtieth

digits/h-4

fourth

digits/h-5

fifth

digits/h-6

sixth

digits/h-7

seventh

digits/h-8

eighth

digits/h-9

ninth

digits/hundred

hundred

digits/million

million

digits/minus

minus

digits/mon-0

January

digits/mon-1

February

digits/mon-10

November

digits/mon-11

December

digits/mon-2

March

digits/mon-3

April

digits/mon-4

May

digits/mon-5

June

digits/mon-6

July

digits/mon-7

August

digits/mon-8

September

digits/mon-9

October

digits/oclock

o’clock

digits/oh

oh

digits/p-m

P.M.

digits/pound

pound

digits/star

star

digits/thousand

thousand

digits/today

today

digits/tomorrow

tomorrow

digits/yesterday

yesterday

ha/ac

ac

ha/air-conditioner

air conditioner

ha/alarm

alarm

ha/amp

Amp

ha/amps

Amps

ha/attic

attic

ha/baby-sleeping-mode

baby sleeping mode

ha/back

back

ha/basement

basement

ha/bathroom

bathroom

ha/bedroom

bedroom

ha/bright

bright

ha/callerid

caller id

ha/carport

carport

ha/closet

closet

ha/coffee-pot

coffee pot

ha/cool

cool

ha/cooling

cooling

ha/dc

DC

ha/decibel

decibel

ha/decibels

decibels

ha/deck

deck

ha/degree

degree

ha/degrees

degrees

ha/den

den

ha/dim

dim

ha/dining-room

dining-room

ha/door

door

ha/doors

doors

ha/down

down

ha/driveway

driveway

ha/dryer

dryer

ha/fan

fan

ha/farad

farad

ha/farads

farads

ha/first-floor

first floor

ha/floor

floor

ha/floors

floors

ha/for-extended-status-report

For an extended status report

ha/for-quick-status-report

For a quick status report

ha/for-wx-report

For a weather report

ha/fountain

fountain

ha/foyer

foyer

ha/front

front

ha/furnace

furnace

ha/game-room

fame room

ha/great-room

great room

ha/guest-room

guest room

ha/hall

hall

ha/has-been-left

has been left

ha/heat-pump

heat pump

ha/heat

heat

ha/heating

heating

ha/hot-tub

hot tub

ha/house

house

ha/intruder

intruder

ha/is

is

ha/kelvin

kelvin

ha/kitchen

kitchen

ha/lamp

lamp

ha/lamps

lamps

ha/landscape

landscape

ha/library

library

ha/light

light

ha/lights

lights

ha/living-room

living room

ha/locked

locked

ha/locking

locking

ha/mailbox

mailbox

ha/master

master

ha/off

off

ha/office

office

ha/ohm

Ohm

ha/ohms

Ohms

ha/on

on

ha/open

open

ha/patio

patio

ha/phone

phone

ha/play-room

play room

ha/play

play

ha/pool

pool

ha/porch

porch

ha/power-failure

power failure

ha/pressure

pressure

ha/psi

psi

ha/quiet-mode

quiet mode

ha/reset

reset

ha/roof

roof

ha/room

room

ha/rooms

rooms

ha/second-floor

second floor

ha/secure

secure

ha/security-system

security system

ha/set

set

ha/side

side

ha/solar

solar

ha/sprinklers

sprinklers

ha/still

still

ha/stove

stove

ha/sump-pump

sump pump

ha/sun-room

sun room

ha/system

system

ha/systems

systems

ha/to-control-environ-sys

to control environmental systems

ha/to-control-lights-appl

To control lights and appliances

ha/tower

tower

ha/unlocked

unlocked

ha/unlocking

unlocking

ha/up

up

ha/volt

Volt

ha/volts

Volts

ha/washing-machine

washing-machine

ha/water-heater

water heater

ha/watt

Watt

ha/watts

Watts

ha/well-pump

well pump

ha/window

window

ha/window

windows

ha/xmas-lights

Christmas lights

ha/xmas-tree

Christmas tree

ha/yard

yard

letters/a

a

letters/ascii124

None

letters/ascii125

None

letters/ascii126

None

letters/ascii34

None

letters/ascii36

None

letters/ascii37

None

letters/ascii38

None

letters/ascii39

None

letters/ascii40

None

letters/ascii41

None

letters/ascii42

None

letters/ascii44

None

letters/ascii58

None

letters/ascii59

None

letters/ascii60

None

letters/ascii62

None

letters/ascii91

None

letters/ascii92

None

letters/ascii93

None

letters/ascii94

None

letters/ascii95

None

letters/ascii96

None

letters/asterisk

None

letters/at

at

letters/b

b

letters/c

c

letters/d

d

letters/dash

dash

letters/dollar

dollar

letters/dot

dot

letters/e

e

letters/equals

equals

letters/exclaimation-point

exclamation point

letters/f

f

letters/g

g

letters/h

h

letters/i

i

letters/j

j

letters/k

k

letters/l

l

letters/m

m

letters/n

n

letters/o

o

letters/p

P (pee)

letters/p

p

letters/plus

plus

letters/q

q

letters/r

r

letters/s

s

letters/slash

slash

letters/space

space

letters/t

t

letters/u

u

letters/v

v

letters/w

w

letters/x

x

letters/y

y

letters/z

z

letters/zed

zed

phonetic/9_p

niner

phonetic/a_p

alpha

phonetic/alpha

Alpha

phonetic/b_p

bravo

phonetic/bravo

Bravo

phonetic/c_p

charlie

phonetic/charlie

Charlie

phonetic/d_p

delta

phonetic/delta

Delta

phonetic/e_p

echo

phonetic/echo

Echo

phonetic/f_p

foxtrot

phonetic/foxtrot

Foxtrot

phonetic/g_p

golf

phonetic/golf

Golf

phonetic/h_p

hotel

phonetic/hotel

Hotel

phonetic/i_p

india

phonetic/india

India

phonetic/j_p

juliet

phonetic/Juliet

Juliet

phonetic/k_p

kilo

phonetic/kilo

Kilo

phonetic/l_m

lima

phonetic/lima

Lima

phonetic/m_p

mike

phonetic/mike

Mike

phonetic/n_p

november

phonetic/November

November

phonetic/o_p

oscar

phonetic/Oscar

Oscar

phonetic/p_p

papa

phonetic/papa

Papa

phonetic/q_p

quebec

phonetic/quebec

Quebec

phonetic/r_p

romeo

phonetic/romeo

Romeo

phonetic/t_p

tango

phonetic/tango

Tango

phonetic/u_p

uniform

phonetic/uniform

Uniform

phonetic/v_p

victor

phonetic/victor

Victor

phonetic/w_p

whiskey

phonetic/whiskey

Whiskey

phonetic/x_p

xray

phonetic/xray

Xray

phonetic/y_p

yankee

phonetic/yankee

Yankee

phonetic/z_p

zulu

phonetic/zulu

Zulu

silence/1

1 sec silence

silence/10

10 sec silence

silence/2

2 sec silence

silence/3

3 sec silence

silence/4

4 sec silence

silence/5

5 sec silence

silence/6

6 sec silence

silence/7

7 sec silence

silence/8

8 sec silence

silence/9

9 sec silence

1-for-am-2-for-pm

Press 1 for A.M, or 2 for P.M.

1-yes-2-no

Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no.

T-changed-to

[T] has been changed to [Extension Y]

T-is-not-available

[T] is not available

T-to-disable-ancmnt

[T] to disable this announcement

T-to-enable-ancmnt

[T] to enable this announcement

T-to-hear-cur-ancmnt

[T] to hear the current announcement

T-to-leave-msg

[T] to leave a message

T-to-reach-main-office

[T] to reach the main office

T-to-rec-ancmnt

[T] to rerecord this announcement

T-to-rtrn-to-main-menu

[T] to return to the main menu

a-charge-for-this-svc

A charge for this service

a-collect-charge-of

A collect charge of

a-collect-charge

A collect charge

a-connect-charge-of

A connect charge of

a-connect-charge

A connect charge

abandon-all-hope

Abandon all hope, ye who dial here

abandons

abandons

academic-support

Academic Support

access-code

Access code

accessible-through-system

Accessible through this system

account-balance-is

Account balance is

accounting

Accounting

accounts-payable

Accounts Payable

accounts-receivable

Accounts Receivable

activated

activated

added-to

added to

added

added

address

address

administration

administration

advised-to-seek-shelter

are advised to seek shelter immediately

afternoon

afternoon

agent-alreadyon

That agent is already logged on. Please enter your agent number followed by the pound key.

agent-incorrect

Login incorrect. Please enter your agent number followed by the pound key.

agent-loggedoff

Agent logged off.

agent-loginok

Agent logged in.

agent-newlocation

Please enter a new extension followed by pound.

agent-pass

Please enter your password followed by the pound key.

agent-user

Agent login. Please enter your agent number followed by the pound key.

airport

airport

alabama

Alabama

alaska

Alaska

albuquerque

Albuquerque

all-outgoing-lines-unavailable

All outgoing lines are currently unavailable.

all-reps-busy

All of our representatives are currently busy.

all-your-base

All your base are belong to us.

altitude

altitude

ampersand

ampersand

an-error-has-occured

An error has occurred.

and-area-code

and the area code...

and-or

and/or

and-prs-pound-whn-finished

And press pound when finished

and

and

another-time

another time

approaching

approaching

approximately

approximately

are-you-still-there

Are you still there?(Disbelief)

are-you-still-there2

Are you still there?(Funny)

arizona

Arizona

arkansas

Arkansas

arlington

Arlington

astcc-account-balance-is

Your account balance is...

astcc-card-number-invalid

The card number you have entered is invalid.

astcc-digit-account-number

-digit account number

astcc-followed-by-pound

followed by the pound key

astcc-followed-by-the-hash-key

followed by the hash key.

astcc-followed-by-the-pound-key

followed by pound.

astcc-login12pound.

Please enter your 12-digit account number, skipping any punctuation, followed by the pound key.

astcc-please-enter-your

Please enter your...

astcc-skipping-any-punctuation

skipping any punctuation

asterisk-friend

Asterisk is your friend.

at-any-time

at any time

at-customers-request

at the customers request

at-following-number

At the following number

at-tone-time-exactly

At the sound of the tone, the time will be exactly

at

at

atlanta

Atlanta

atlantic

Atlantic

attention-required

Your attention is required

auditing

Auditing

austin

Austin

auth-incorrect

Password incorrect. Please enter your password followed by the pound key.

auth-thankyou

Thank you.

available-options

available options

available

Available

avg-speed-answer

average speed of answer

away-naughty-boy

He's currently away from his phone, the naughty boy.

away-naughty-girl

She's currently away from her phone, the naughty girl.

backslash

backslash

baltimore

Baltimore

bar

Bar

barn

Barn

barns

Barns

barometric

barometric

bearing

Bearing

beaufort

Beaufort

beep

[this is a simple beep tone]

before-the-number

before the number.

believe-its-free

Can you believe this phone system is free?

billing-and-collections

Billing and collections

billing

Billing

billionth

billionth

bits

bits

blue-eyed-polar-bear

blue-eyed-polar-bear

bookstore

Bookstore

boston

Boston

box

Box

brian

Brian

business-development

Business Development

busy-hangovers

We're all busy with our hangovers.

busy-pls-hold

All our lines are currently busy. Please hold and someone will be with you shortly.

but

but (not emphasized, like "all but me")

by

by

bytes

Bytes

cafeteria

Cafeteria

california

California

call-forward

Call Forward

call-forwarding

Call forwarding

call-fwd-cancelled

call forward cancelled

call-fwd-no-ans

Call-Forward on No Answer

call-fwd-on-busy

Call-Forward on Busy

call-fwd-unconditional

Call-Forward Unconditional

call-preempted

This call has be preempted

call-quality-menu

Please rate the quality of the call you just made. Use the keys one through four to rate the voice quality of the call, with one being the best quality, and four meaning that it was very difficult to understand the other party. Press five if the call was prematurely disconnected. Press six if the call was never completed. Press seven if one direction of the call could not be heard. Press eight if there were other difficulties.

call-requres

The call you have made requires a...

call-terminated

terminated

call-waiting

call waiting

call

Call

calls-waiting-for-rep

calls waiting to speak with a representative

calls

Calls

campground-office

Campground office

cancelled

Cancelled

cannot-complete-as-dialed

Your call cannot be completed as dialed.

cannot-complete-network-error

Your call cannot be completed due to network error.

cannot-complete-otherend-error

Your call cannot be completed due to an error at the receiving telephone company.

cannot-complete-temp-error

Your call cannot be completed due to a temporary error.

card-balance-is

card balance is

card-is-invalid

card is invalid

card-number

card number

carried-away-by-monkeys

Nobody is available to take your call at the moment. They have been carried away by monkeys.

cause-code

Cause Code

celsius

celsius

cent

Cent

central

central

cents-per-minute

Cents per minute

cents

Cents

ceo-office

CEO's office

chance-of

chance of

changing

changing

channel-secure

This voice path is secure.

channel

Channel

charlotte

Charlotte

chat-room

chat-room

check-number-dial-again

Please check the number and dial again

chemistry

Chemistry

chicago

Chicago

claims

Claims

clear

clear

clearing

clearing

cleveland

Cleveland

clli

CLLI

close-parenthesis

close parenthesis

clouds

clouds

cloudy

cloudy

collections

Collections

colorado-springs

Colorado Springs

colorado

Colorado

columbus

Columbus

comma

comma

communications

Communications

company-dir-411

To access our company directory, dial 411 or dial zero to leave a message in our general mailbox.

complaint

Complaint

compliance

Compliance

computer-friend1

The computer is your friend.

computer-friend2

The computer is your friend.

conditions

conditions.

conf-adminmenu-162

Please press 1 to mute or unmute yourself, 2 to lock or unlock the conference, 3 to eject the last user, 4 or 6 to decrease or increase the conference volume, 5 to extend the conference, 7 or 9 to decrease or increase your volume, or 8 to exit.

conf-adminmenu

Please press 1 to mute or unmute yourself, 2 to lock or unlock the conference, 3 to eject the last user, 4 or 6 to decrease or increase the conference volume, 7 or 9 to decrease or increase your volume, or 8 to exit.

conf-banned

You have been banned from this conference

conf-enteringno

You are entering conference number

conf-errormenu

Invalid choice

conf-extended

The conference has been extended.

conf-full

That conference is full.

conf-getchannel

Please enter the channel number followed by the pound key.

conf-getconfno

Please enter the conference number followed by the pound key.

conf-getpin

Please enter the conference pin number.

conf-hasentered

has entered the conference

conf-hasjoin

is now in the conference.

conf-hasleft

has left the conference.

conf-invalid

That is not a valid conference number. Please try again.

conf-invalidpin

That pin is invalid for this conference.

conf-kicked

You have been kicked from this conference.

conf-leaderhasleft

The leader has left the conference.

conf-locked

This conference is locked!

conf-lockednow

The conference is now locked.

conf-muted

You are now muted.

conf-noempty

No empty conferences currently exist.

conf-nonextended

The conference cannot be extended.

conf-onlyone

There is currently one other participant in the conference.

conf-onlyperson

You are currently the only person in this conference.

conf-onlypersonleft

You are now the only person left in this conference.

conf-otherinparty

other participants in the conference

conf-peopleinconf

people in this conference

conf-placeintoconf

You will now be placed into the conference.

conf-sysop

The sysop

conf-sysopreq

System operator requested.

conf-sysopreqcancelled

System operator request cancelled.

conf-thereare

There are currently

conf-unlockednow

The conference is now unlocked.

conf-unmuted

You are now unmuted.

conf-usermenu-162

Please press 1 to mute or unmute yourself, 4 or 6 to decrease or increase the conference volume, 5 to extend the conference, 7 or 9 to decrease or increase your volume, or 8 to exit.

conf-usermenu

Please press 1 to mute or unmute yourself, 4 or 6 to decrease or increase the conference volume, 7 or 9 to decrease or increase your volume, or 8 to exit.

conf-userswilljoin

users will join the conference.

conf-waitforleader

The conference will begin when the leader arrives.

conf-youareinconfnum

You are in conference number...

conference-call

conference call

conference-reservations

Conference Reservations

conference

Conference

confirm-number-is

Your confirmation number is

connected

Connected

connecticut

Connecticut

connecting

Connecting

connection-failed

Connection failed

connection-timed-out

Connection timed out.

continue-english-press

To continue in english, press

copy-center

Copy center

could-lose-a-few-pounds

you could lose a few pounds

counseling-services

Counseling services

count

count

crash

crash

current-time-is

The current time is

currently

currently

customer-accounts

customer accounts

customer-relations

customer relations

customer-service

customer service

cyclone

cyclone

dallas

Dallas

dash

dash

date

date

day

day

daylight

daylight

days

days

de-activated

de-activated

deadbeat

Deadbeat!

decode

decode

default-attendant

default attendant

degrees

degrees

delaware

Delaware

demo-abouttotry

I am about to attempt an Inter-Asterisk Exchange connection to a demonstration server located at Digium. In order for this to work, you must already be connected to the Internet. Please wait a moment while I attempt to make the connection.

demo-congrats

Congratulations! You have successfully installed and executed the Asterisk open source PBX. You have also installed a set of sample sounds and configuration files that should help you to get started. Like a normal PBX. you will navigate this demonstration by dialing digits. If you are using a console channel driver instead of a real phone, you can use the dial, answer and hang up commands to simulate the actions of a standard telephone.

demo-echodone

The echo test has been completed.

demo-echotest

You are about to enter an echo test. In this mode, everything you say will be repeated back to you just as soon as it is received. The purpose of this test is to give you an audible sense of the latency between you and the machine that is running the echo test application. You may end the test by hanging up or by pressing the pound key.

demo-enterkeywords

Please enter one or more keywords separated by star (*) and then press the pound key.

demo-instruct

If you would like to learn more technical information about Asterisk, dial 2 now. If you would like to test out the voice over IP capabilities of Asterisk, you can dial 500 to attempt an Inter-Asterisk Exchange or IAX connection to a demonstration server at Digium. In order for this test to work you will need to be connected to the Internet and have at least a 28.8 kilobit modem. To execute an echo test, dial 600. This test is most useful when you have connected to this Asterisk server from a remote location. The sample configuration also has a single user with extension 1234 and password 4242. That user is configured to ring the console when their extension is dialed. If you dial 1234 you can try to ring the console. If the console is busy or unavailable, you will be given the option to leave voicemail. To check voice mail for the user, dial extension 8500 to enter the voicemail system. Finally, you can press the pound key to disconnect from the PBX.

demo-moreinfo

Asterisk is an Open Source full-featured PBX and IVR platform that runs on the Linux operating system. For more information, visit www.asterisk.org.

demo-nogo

I am afraid I was unable to create a connection to the Digium demonstration Asterisk server. You may find some helpful debugging information on the Asterisk console.

demo-nomatch

I am sorry, there are no matches for those keywords.

demo-thanks

Thank you for trying out the Asterisk Open Source PBX.

denial-of-service

Denial of service

denver

Denver

department-administrator

Department administrator

department

department

deposit

deposit

design

design

detroit

Detroit

dial-here-often

So, do you dial here often?

digit

digit

dir-first

.. letters of your party's first name

dir-firstlast

... letters of your party's first or last name

dir-instr

If this is the person you are looking for press 1 now, otherwise please press star (*) now.

dir-intro-fn

Welcome to the directory! Please enter the first three digits of your party's first name using your touch tone keypad. Use the 7 key for Q and the 9 key for Z.

dir-intro

Welcome to the directory! Please enter the first three digits of your party's first name using your touch tone keypad. Use the 7 key for Q and the 9 key for Z.

dir-last

.... letters of your party's last name.

dir-multi1

None

dir-multi2

None

dir-multi3

None

dir-multi9

None

dir-nomatch

No directory entries match your search.

dir-nomore

There are no more compatible entries in the directory.

dir-pls-enter

Please enter the first ...

dir-usingkeypad

... using your touchtone keypad. Use the 7 key for Q, and the 9 key for Z.

dir-welcome

Welcome to the directory

directory-assistance

directory assistance

directory

directory

disabled

disabled

discon-or-out-of-service

The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please check the number, and try your call again.

disconnected

Disconnected

distribution

Distribution

divided-by

divided by

dns

DNS

do-not-disturb

Do not disturb

doing-enum-lookup

Doing an e-num lookup

dollar

dollar

dollars

dollars

dont-know-who-sent

I'm afraid I don't know who sent this message

doppler-radar

doppler radar

dot

dot

down

down

driving-directions

for driving directions to our location, press

duplex

duplex

duplication

duplication

early

early

east

east

easterly

easterly

eastern

eastern

echo-test

You will now hear your own voice in an echo test.

ed

Ed

eighteenth

eighteenth

eighth

eighth

eightieth

eightieth

el-paso

El Paso

eleventh

eleventh

email

Email

emergency

Emergency

enabled

enabled

encode

Encode

engineering

Engineering

ent-target-attendant

Please enter the number of the extension to use for your target attendant

enter-a-time

Enter a time using 4 digits. Start with a zero for hours less than ten.

enter-conf-pin-number

Please enter the conference pin number.

enter-ext-of-person

enter the extension of the person you are trying to reach

enter-num-blacklist

Please enter the number to be blacklisted.

enter-password

Please enter your password, followed by the pound key.

enter-phone-number10

Please enter your ten-digit telephone number, area code first.

entering-conf-number

You are entering conference number

enum-lookup-failed

e-num lookup failed

equals

equals

error-number

Error number

euro

euro

european

european

euros

euros

evening

evening

exclaimation-point

exclamation point

explanation

explanation

ext-or-zero

Please dial the extension of the person you're trying to reach, or 0 for an operator.

extension

extension

extensions

extensions

facilities

Facilities

fahrenheit

fahrenheit

falling

falling

fast

fast

feature-not-avail-line

That feature is not available on this line

feet

feet

female

Female

fifteenth

fifteenth

fifth

fifth

fiftieth

fiftieth

finals

finals

finance

Finance

first-in-line

your call is now first in line, and will be answered by the first available representative

first

first

flagged-for-lea

has been flagged for retrvial by law enforcement officials

flooding

flooding

florida

Florida

fog

fog

foggy

foggy

followed-by

followed by

food-service

Food service

food-services

Food services

for-a-daily-wakeup-call

For a daily wakeup call

for-a-list-of

For a list of

for-accounting

For accounting

for-billing

For billing

for-english-press

For english, press

for-investor-relations

For investor relations, press

for-louie-louie

for the lyrics to louie, louie, press

for-no-press

for no, press

for-qc-and-training-purposes

For quality control and training purposes

for-quality-purposes

for quality assurance purposes

for-sales

For sales

for-service

For service

for-tech-support

For tech support

for-the-first

For the first

for-the-weather

For the weather

for-wakeup-call

For a wakeup call...

for-yes-press

for yes, press

for

For (emphasized)

fort-worth

Fort Worth

fortieth

fortieth

fourteenth

fourteenth

fourth

fourth

freeze

freeze

freezing

freezing

fresno

Fresno

from-unknown-caller

from an unknown caller

from

from (emphasized)

ftp

FTP

gale

gale

gambling-drunk

We're off gambling and getting drunk.

gigabits

Gigabits

gigabytes

Gigabytes

gigahertz

Gigahertz

giggle1

giggle

gmt

greenwich mean time

go-away1

Go away!

go-away2

Go away (playful)

good

good

goodbye

Goodbye!

greater-than

greater than

groovy

groovy

hail

hail

half

half

hang-on-a-second-angry

I said HANG ON a second!

hang-on-a-second

Hang on a second...

hangup-try-again

Please hangup and try your call again.

has-arrived-at

has arrived at.

has-been-changed-to

has been changed to

has-been-cleared

has been cleared

has-been-disconnected

has been disconnected

has-been-set-to

has been set to

has-been

has been

has-expired

has expired

has-issued-a

has issued a

has-not-been-seen-for

has not been seen for

has

has

hash

hash

hawaii

Hawaii

headed-towards

Headed towards

heading

Heading

health-center

Health center

hear-odd-noise

to hear an odd noise, press

hear-toilet-flush

to hear a toilet flush, press

hectopascal

hecto-pascal

hello-world

Hello world.

helpdesk

Helpdesk

hertz

Hertz

high

high

highway

Highway

hit

hit

hold-or-dial-0

Please continue to hold or dial zero to leave a message in our general mailbox.

home

home

honolulu

Honolulu

hours

hours

housekeeping

Housekeeping

houston

Houston

http

HTTP

human-resources

Human Resources

humidity

humidity

hundredth

hundredth

hurricane

hurricane

hz

Hertz (again?)

i-dont-understand

I don't understand. (emotionless)

i-dont-understand2

I... don't understand. (confused?)

i-dont-understand3

(faint laugh)I don't understand.

i-dont-understand4

I... don't... understand. (William Shatner-like).

i-dont-understand5

Um, I don't understand. (spoken quickly)

i-grow-bored

I grow bored of this conversation.

ice

ice

icmp

ICMP

icy

icy

idaho

Idaho

if-correct-press

If this is correct, press...

if-grtg-played-indefinately

if this greeting should be played indefinitely

if-grtg-should-expire-at

if this greeting should expire at.

if-maint-contract-or-emergency

If you have a maintenance contract or require emergency assistance.

if-rotary-phone

If you have a rotary phone, please stay on the line after the menu.

if-this-is-correct-press

if this is correct, press

if-this-is-correct

If this is correct...

if-this-is-not-correct

If this is not correct...

if-u-know-ext-dial

If you know the extension of the party you wish to reach, dial it now.

if-unsuccessful-speak-to

In case I am unsuccessful, you should speak to....

if-you-know-the

if you know the

if-you-need-help

if you need help

if-youd-like-to-make-a-call

If you'd like to make a call...

illinois

Illinois

im-sorry-unable-to-connect-to-eng

I am sorry, but I was unable to connect you to our on-call engineer.

im-sorry

I'm sorry

imap

IMAP

in-service

In service

in-the-line

in the line

in-the-queue

in the queue

in-the

in the

in-your-city

in your city

inbound

inbound

indiana

Indiana

indianapolis

Indianapolis

indicated

indicated

info-about-last-call

Information about your last call

information-technology

Information Technology

information

Information

infuriate-tech-staff

to infuriate our tech staff with your obvious questions, press [X]

initiated

Initiated

initiating

Initiating

inside-sales

Inside Sales

internal-audit

Internal Audit

international-call

international-call

interstate

interstate

invalid-date

invalid date

invalid

That option is invalid. Please try again.

investor-relations

Investor Relations

iowa

Iowa

is-at

is at

is-curntly-busy

is currently busy

is-curntly-unavail

is currently unavailable

is-currently

is currently

is-in-use

is in use

is-not-in-the

is not in the...

is-now-being-recorded

is now being recorded

is-set-to

is set to

is

is

it-now

it now

it-services

IT Services

jacksonville

Jacksonville

janitorial

Janitorial

jason

Jason

jedi-extension-trick

This is not the extension you are looking for.

john

John

just-kidding-not-upset

Just kidding; didn't mean to get you all upset.

just-kidding-not-upset2

Just kidding; didn't mean to get you all upset.

kansas-city

Kansas City

kansas

Kansas

kentucky

Kentucky

kilobits

Kilobits

kilobytes

Kilobytes

kilohertz

Kilohertz

kilometer

kilometer

kilometers-per-hour

kilometers per hour

knock-knock

Knock knock!

knots

knots

language

Language

las-vegas

Las Vegas

last-error-was

The last error on this line was...

last-num-to-call

The last number that called your line was...

late

late

later

later

lea-may-request-info

Law enforcement officials may request this information

left-bracket

left bracket

legal

Legal

len

Len

less-than

less than

library

library

lightning

lightning

limit-simul-calls

To protect Internet bandwidth and maintain call quality, this system has a limit on the number of simultaneous calls.

lines-complaining-customers

All lines are full of complaining customers.

linux

Linux

list

list

load-average

Load average

local-authorities

local authorities

location

Location

login-fail

Login fail

long-beach

Long Beach

los-angeles

Los Angeles

loss-prevention

Loss Prevention

loss

Loss

lots-o-monkeys

(sound effects of many angry monkeys)

louisiana

Louisiana

low

low

lunch

lunch

lyrics-louie-louie

[Louie Louie, me gotta go \n Louie Louie, me gotta go \n Fine little girl she waits for me \n Me catch the ship for cross the sea \n Me sail the ship all alone \n Me never thinks me make it home \n (chorus) \n Three nights and days me sail the sea \n Me think of girl constantly \n On the ship I dream she there \n I smell the rose in her hair \n (chorus, guitar solo) \n Me see Jamaica moon above \n It won't be long, me see my love \n I take her in my arms and then \n Me tell her I never leave again]







machine

Machine

made-it-up

Just because I made it up doesn't mean it isn't true.

mail

Mail

mailroom

Mailroom

main-menu

Main Menu

maine

Maine

maintenance

Maintenance

male

Male

management

Management

manufacturing

Manufacturing

marryme

Will you marry me? Press 1 for yes or 2 for no.

maryland

Maryland

massachusetts

Massachusetts

mathematics

Mathematics

maximum

maximum

megabits

megabits

megabytes

megabytes

megahertz

megahertz

memory

memory

memphis

Memphis

menu

menu

mesa

Mesa

message-from

message from

message-number

Message number

meter

meter

meters

meters

miami

Miami

michigan

Michigan

midnight-tomorrow-night

midnight tomorrow night

midnight-tonight

midnight tonight

midnight

midnight

mike

Mike

miles-per-hour

miles per hour

miles

miles

millionth

millionth

milwaukee

Milwaukee

minimum

minimum

minneapolis

Minneapolis

minnesota

Minnesota

minus

minus

minute

minute

minutes

minutes

missed

missed

mississippi

Mississippi

missouri

Missouri

misty

misty

monitored

monitored

montana

Montana

month

month

months

months

moo1

Moo

moo2

mooooo!

morning

morning

moron

Moron! (said by an angry Allison)

mostly

mostly

motor-pool

Motor Pool

mountain

mountain

moving

moving

ms

milliseconds

nashville

Nashville

national-weather-service

National Weather Service

nautical-miles

nautical miles

nbdy-avail-to-take-call

Nobody is available to take your call.

near

near

nebraska

Nebraska

negative

negative

network-operations-center

Network Operations Center

network-operations

Network Operations

nevada

Nevada

new-accounts

New Accounts

new-hampshire

New Hampshire

new-jersey

New Jersey

new-mexico

New Mexico

new-orleans

New Orleans

new-york

New York

nineteenth

nineteenth

ninetieth

ninetieth

ninth

ninth

no-112-1

this line does not support one one two services [quickly]

no-112-2

this line does not support one one two services

no-911-1

this line does not support nine one one services [quickly]

no-911-2

this line does not support nine one one services

no-empty-conferences

No empty conferences currently exist.

no-info-about-number

no further information is available about this number

no-longer-in-service

is no longer in service

no-reply-no-mailbox

you cannot reply to this message because the sender does not have a mailbox

no-route-exists-to-dest

No route exists to the dialed destination.

nobody-but-chickens

Nobody here but us chickens!

node

node

north-carolina

North Carolina

north-dakota

North Dakota

north

north

northerly

northerly

not-auth-pstn

You at not authorized to call out using the PSTN

not-enough-credit

You do not have enough credit to dial this number

not-necessary-1

It is not necessary to dial a 1 when dialing this number.

not-necessary-ac

It is not necessary to dial the area code when dialing this number.

not-necessary-dial-1-or-ac

It is not necessary to dial a 1 or the area code when dialing this number.

not-rqsted-wakeup

You have not requested a wakeup call.

not-taking-your-call

The party at the number you have dialed has decided not to take calls from your number at this time.

not-yet-assigned

has not yet been assigned

not-yet-connected

is not yet connected.

nothing-recorded

nothing has been recorded

now

now.

num-not-in-db

Number not found in database.

num-outside-area

The number you are calling is outside of your local calling area. Please dial...

num-was-successfully

The number was successfully...

number

number

oakland

Oakland

octothorpe

octothorpe

office-code

office code

office-iguanas

The office has been overrun with iguanas.

office

office

ohio

Ohio

oklahoma-city

Oklahoma City

oklahoma

Oaklahoma

omaha

Omaha

on-busy

on busy

on-monthly-tel-stment

on your monthly telephone statement

on-no-answer

on no answer

on

on

one-small-step

That's one small step for Asterisk, one giant leap for mankind.

one-small-step2

That's one small step for Asterisk, one giant leap for mankind.

oops1

Oops

oops2

Oops (laughy)

oops3

Oops (long o)

open-parenthesis

open parenthesis

operations

Operations

option-not-implemented

That option is not implemented

or-press

or press

or

or

order-desk

Order Desk

orders

Orders

oregon

Oregon

other-options-exercise

All other options are left as an exercise for the caller.

otherwise-press

otherwise press

otherwise

Otherwise....

our-business-hours-are

Our business hours are

outside-sales

Outside Sales

outside-transfer

outside transfer

p

P (pee)

pacific

pacific

packet

packet

panic

panic

partially

partially

partly

partly

pascal

pascal

pascal2

pascal2

patchy

patchy

pbx-invalid

I am sorry, that is not a valid extension. Please try again.

pbx-invalidpark

I am sorry, there is no call parked on that extension. Please try again.

pbx-transfer

Transfer.

pence

Pence

pennies

Pennies

pennsylvania

Pennsylvania

penny

Penny

percent

percent

perhaps-we-are

Perhaps we're

period

period

personnel

Personnel

persons-in-path-of

Persons in the immediate path of the

philadelphia

Philadelphia

phoenix

Phoenix

physics

Physics

pin-invalid

That pin is invalid for this conference.

pin-number-accepted

Pin number accepted

ping

Ping

pipe

pipe

planning

Planning

please-answer-the-following

Please answer the following...

please-contact-tech-supt

Please contact technical support

please-enter-first-three-letters

Please enter the first three letters of your party's first or last name.

please-enter-the

Please enter the

please-enter-your

Please enter your

please-hang-up-and-dial-operator

Please hang up and dial the operator.

please-hang-up-and-try-again

Please hang up and try again.

please-try-again-later

Please try again later.

please-try

please try

please-wait-connect-oncall-eng

Please wait, and I will attempt to patch you through to our on-call engineer.

pls-ent-num-transfer

enter the number to use for call transfer

pls-enter-conf-password

Please enter the conference password

pls-enter-num-message-after-tone

Please try again

pls-enter-vm-password

Please enter your voicemail password

pls-hold-silent30

Please hold (silence for 30 seconds)

pls-rcrd-name-at-tone

please record your name at the tone.

pls-stay-on-line

Please stay on the line and your call will be answered by the next available representative.

pls-try-again

Please try again!

pls-try-area-code

Please try area code

pls-try-call-later

please try your call again later

pls-try-manually

Please try manually.

pls-wait-connect-call

Please wait, while I connect your call.

plugh

Plugh (ploo-g)

plus

plus

pm-announcement-number

Announcement number

pm-invalid-option

That option is invalid. Please try again.

pm-phrase-management

Phrase management.

pm-prompt-number

Prompt number...

pm-to-record-phrase

To record a phrase

pm-to-review-phrase

To review a phrase

point

point

pop

POP

port

port

portland

Portland

portnumber

port number

position

position

post-entry-pound

account number, skipping any punctuation, followed by the pound key.

pound

pound

pounds

pounds

presales-support

Presales support

presidents-office

Presidents office

press-0

Press 0

press-1

Press 1

press-2

Press 2

press-3

Press 3

press-4

Press 4

press-5

Press 5

press-6-to-eject

or press 6 to eject the last user.

press-6

Press 6

press-7

Press 7

press-8

Press 8

press-9

Press 9

press-button-again

Press that button again!

press-button-again

Press that button again!

press-enter

Press Enter

press-escape

Press Escape

press-hash

Press Hash

press-nine-for-your-account-balance

Press 9 for your account balance.

press-one-to-place-the-call

Press 1 to place the call.

press-pound-save-changes

Press pound to save your changes.

press-pound-to-login-star-to-hangup

Press pound to login to voicemail, or * to hangup.

press-pound

Press Pound

press-return

Press return

press-star-cancel

Press star to cancel.

press-star

Press star

press-the-space-bar

Press the space bar

press-tilde

Press tilde

press

Press

pressure

pressure

printing

Printing

priv-callee-options

Dial 1 if you wish this caller to reach you directly now and in the future. Dial 2 if you wish to send this caller to voicemail now and forevermore. Dial 3 to send this caller to the 'torture' menus, now and forevermore. Dial 4 to send this caller to a polite 'don't call' menu, now and forevermore. Dial 5 to allow this caller to come straight through to you in the future, but just this once, send them to voicemail.

priv-callpending

I have a caller waiting, who introduces himself as

priv-introsaved

Thank you. Please hold, while I attempt to connect you with your party!

priv-recordintro

At the tone, please say your name.

privacy-blacklisted

Blacklisted

privacy-if-error-leave-message-or-hangup

If you feel this in error, or unjust, please leave a message after the tone. Otherwise, please hang up now.

privacy-if-error

If you feel this is in error...

privacy-if-sales-call-contact-in-writing

If this is an unsolicited sales or marketing call, please be advised that we only wish to be contacted in writing.

privacy-incorrect

I am sorry, that number is not valid.

privacy-last-caller-was

The last caller was...

privacy-please-dial

Please dial...

privacy-please-stay-on-line-to-be-connected

Please stay on the line to be connected.

privacy-prompt

Please enter your phone number, starting with the area code.

privacy-screening-unidentified-calls

Due to the huge number of unsolicited calls we receive, we are now screening all inbound calls WHERE a caller ID is unavailable or withheld.

privacy-stop-calling-not-welcome

Please stop calling. You are not welcome here.

privacy-stop-calling-not-welcome2

Please stop calling. You are not welcome here. (annoyed)

privacy-thankyou

Thank you.

privacy-this-number-is

This number is..

privacy-to-blacklist-last-caller

The last caller was...

privacy-to-blacklist-this-number

To blacklist this number...

privacy-to-hear-our-contact-details

to hear our contact details

privacy-to-whitelist-last-caller

To whitelist the last caller...

privacy-unident

The party you are trying to reach does not accept unidentified calls.

privacy-whitelisted

whitelisted

privacy-you-are-blacklisted

You have been blacklisted on this system.

privacy-you-are-calling-from

You are calling from...

privacy-your-callerid-is

Your Caller*ID is...

product

Product

production

Production

projects

Projects

protocol

protocol

public-relations

Public Relations

purchasing

Purchasing

purposes

Purposes

q-dot-931

q.931

q-dot-9thirty1

q.9-thirty-one

quality-assurance

Quality Assurance

quality-control

Quality Control

quarter

quarter

queue-callswaiting

Waiting to speak with a representative.

queue-holdtime

The estimated hold time is currently

queue-less-than

less than

queue-minutes

Minutes

queue-periodic-announce

All of our representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered by the next available representative.

queue-quantity1

None

queue-quantity2

... callers waiting to speak with a representative.

queue-reporthold

Hold time

queue-seconds

Seconds

queue-thankyou

Thank you for your patience!

queue-thereare

You are currently caller number

queue-youarenext

Your call is now first in line and will be answered by the next available representative.

quickly

quickly

quote

quote

race

Race

rain

rain

rainfall

Rainfall

rainy

rainy

range

Range

reassigned-new-areacode

q.931

rebates

Rebates

received

received

receiving

Receiving

reception

Reception

recorded

recorded

registrar

Registrar

remote-already-in-this-mode-2

The remote is already in this mode.

remote-already-in-this-mode

the remote is already in this mode.

remote-base

Remote Base

removed

removed

repair

Repair

repeat-only

Repeat Only

repeater

Repeater

research-and-development

Research and Development

research

Research

reservations

Reservations

restarting

Restarting

rhode-island

Rhode Island

right-bracket

right bracket

rising

rising

risk-management

Risk Management

roaming

Roaming

room-service

Room Service

route-sip

Your call is being routed over SIP.

rqsted-wakeup-for

You have requested a wakeup call for...

sacramento

Sacramento

saint-louis

St. Louis

sales-floor

Sales Floor

sales

Sales

san-antonio

San Antonio

san-diego

San Diego

san-francisco

San Francisco

san-jose

San Jose

save-announce-press

To save this announcement, press

say-temp-msg-prs-pound

say your temporary message and then press the pound key

says-thats-stupid

says that's a really stupid thing to do.

scattered

scattered

sciences

Science

sciences

Science

screen-callee-options

You have these options

second

second

seconds

Seconds

secretary

Secretary

security

Security

self-destruct-in

This system will self destruct in...

self-destruct

Self destruct

server

Server

service-not-implemented

That service is not implemented.

service

Service

seventeenth

seventeenth

seventh

seventh

seventieth

seventieth

severe

severe

shall-i-try-again

Shall I try again?

shiny-brass-lamp

There is a shiny brass lamp nearby.

shipping

Shipping

shop

Shop

show-office

Show Office

sighted

sighted

simplex

Simplex

simul-call-limit-reached

Simultaneous call limit reached

sixteenth

sixteenth

sixth

sixth

slash

slash

sleet

sleet

sleeting

sleeting

slow

slow

slowly

slowly

snow

snow

snowing

snowing

snowy

snowy

software

software

someone-you-trust1

Someone you trust is one of us.

someone-you-trust2

Someone you trust is one of us.

someone-you-trust3

Someone you trust is one of us.

something-terribly-wrong

Something is terribly wrong!

sorry-cant-let-you-do-that

I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.

sorry-cant-let-you-do-that2

I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.

sorry-cant-let-you-do-that3

I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.

sorry-mailbox-full

Sorry, but the user's mailbox can't accept more messages.

sorry-youre-having-problems

Sorry you're having problems

sorry

We're sorry.

sorry2

We're sorry, but we are not able to answer your call at this time.

south-carolina

South Carolina

south-dakota

South Dakota

south

south

southerly

southerly

space

space

spam

Thank you for calling Special Price Analysis and Marketing. For cheap generic Vallium, Xanex or Viagra press 1. For Gucci and Rolex replicas please press 2. To enlarge your penisor breasts, please press 3. To speak with the Minister of Finance of Nigeria about a 50 million dollar account, press 4.

spam2

Spam

speak-louder-into-phone

please speak louder, or speak directly into the telephone to ensure a clear recording

speak-louder

please speak louder to ensure a clear recording

speak-to-the-operator

speak to the operator

speed-dial-empty

The speed dial entry you've accessed is empty.

speed-dial

Speed-dial

speed

Speed

speed

ha

splat

Splat

spy-agent

Agent

spy-console

Console

spy-dahdi

DAHDI

spy-h323

H.323

spy-iax

IAX

spy-iax2

IAX

spy-jingle

Jingle

spy-local

Local

spy-mgcp

MGCP

spy-misdn

M I S D N

spy-mobile

Bluetooth Mobile

spy-nbs

N B S

spy-sip

SIP

spy-skinny

Skinny

spy-unistim

Unistim

spy-usbradio

USB Radio

spy-zap

Zap

ss-noservice

The number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and try again.

ssh

SSH

staff

staff

staffing

staffing

standard

standard

star-for-menu-again

Press the star key to hear this menu again

star

star

starting-with-either

starting with either

station

station

status

status

step-in-stream

You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.

sterling

sterling

store-accounting

Store Accounting

storm

storm

sun

sun

sunny

sunny

support

Support

swap

Swap

system-crashed

The system has crashed

system-status-msg

Please listen carefully to the following system status message.

system

system

systems

systems

talking-to-myself

Am I talking to myself?

target-attendant

target attendant

tcp

TCP

technical-support

Technical support

telephone-in-your-pocket

Oooo! Is that a telephone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

telephone-in-your-pocket2

Oooo! Is that a telephone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

telephone-number

telephone number

telesales

telesales

teletubbie-murder

has been brutally murdered and mutilated by the Teletubbies

telnet

Telnet

temperature

temperature

tennessee

Tennessee

tenth

tenth

terabits

Terabits

terabytes

Terabytes

terminating

terminating

test-tones-follow

Test tones follow.

thank-you-cooperation

Thank you for your cooperation

thank-you-for-calling

Thank you for calling.

thanks-for-calling-today

Thanks for calling today.

thanks-for-using

Thanks for using

that-is-not-rec-phn-num

That is not a recognized phone number

that-number

that number

that-tickles

Ooh, that tickles!

that-you-require

that you require

the-mailbox

The mailbox

the-monkeys-twice

The monkeys! THE MONKEYS!

the-new-number-is

The new number is

the-next

the next

the-num-i-have-is

the number I have is

the-number-u-dialed

The number you have dialed

the-party-you-are-calling

The party you are calling

the-weather-at

the weather at

there-is-no-customer-support

These is not customer support.

these-are-currently

these are currently

third

third

thirteenth

thirteenth

thirtieth

thirtieth

this-call-may-be-monitored-or-recorded

This call may be monitored or recorded

this-call-may-be

This call may be

this-call-will-cost

This call will cost...

this-call-will-end-in

This call will end in

this-is-the-voice-mail-system

This is the voicemail system

this-is-yr-wakeup-call

This is your wakeup call.

this

this

thnk-u-for-patience

thank you for your patience

thousandth

thousandth

through

Through

thunderstorm

thunderstorm

tide

tide

time

time

times

times

to-accept-recording

to accept this recording

to-be-called-back

To be called back when a representative is available, press--

to-blklist-last-caller

To blacklist the last caller, press...

to-blklist-last-num

To blacklist the last number, press...

to-call-num-press

To call this number, press...

to-call-prson-w-sent-msg

to call the person who sent this message

to-call-this-number

to call this number

to-cancel-this-msg

to cancel this message

to-cancel-wakeup

To cancel a wakeup call...

to-change-exp-date

to change the expiration date

to-change-your-pin-number

To change your pin number

to-collect-voicemail

to collect voicemail

to-compose-a-message

to compose a message

to-confirm-wakeup

To confirm a wakeup call...

to-dial-by-name-press

to dial by name, press

to-dial-by-name

to dial by name...

to-enter-a-diff-number

to enter a different number

to-enter-a-number

to enter a number

to-erase-yr-temp-grtg

to erase your temporary greeting

to-extension

to extension

to-hang-up-2

To hang up

to-hang-up

To hang up (slower)

to-hear-callerid

To hear the Caller*ID of the last call

to-hear-menu-again

to hear this menu again

to-hear-msg-again

to hear this message again

to-hear-msg-envelope

to hear the message envelope

to-hear-net-status

to hear current network status,...

to-hear-weather-status

hear weather status,...

to-hear-your-account-balance

To hear your account balance

to-join-a-meeting

to join a meeting

to-leave-message-for

To leave a message for

to-listen-to-it

to listen to it

to-log-in-to-voice-mail

To log into voicemail

to-place-outgoing-call

to place an outgoing call

to-reach-first-rep

To reach the first available representative

to-reach-operator

To reach the operator

to-rec-yr-temp-grtg

to record your temporary greeting

to-record-call

to record call

to-redial-the-last-number-you-called

To redial the last number you called

to-report-emergency

To report an emergency...

to-report-system-network-down

To report a system or network down

to-rerecord-announce

To rerecord this announcement, press

to-rerecord-it

to re-record it

to-rerecord-yr-message

to re-record your message

to-rmv-num-blklist

To remove a number from the blacklist, press...

to-send-a-reply

to send a reply

to-snooze-for

To snooze for...

to-use-def-attendant

to use the default attendant, just press pound

today

today

tomorrow-night

tomorrow-night

tomorrow

tomorrow

tones-that-follow-are-for-the-deaf

The tones that follow are for the deaf.

tonight

tonight

tornado

tornado

touchtone1

If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hangup, go to a phone store, and purchase one of those new fangled inventions called a touch tone phone.

touchtone2

And if you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hello, there's this thing call touch tone sweetie you might want to look into.

touchtone3

If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hangup, go to a phone store, and purchase one of those 21'st century new fangled inventions called a touch tone phone.

towards

towards

trading-desk

Trading Desk

traffic

Traffic

training

Trading

transfer

Please hold while I try that extension.

transportation

Transportation

travel

travel

treasury

Treasury

tt-allbusy

All representatives of the household are currently assisting other telemarketers. Please hold and your call will be answered in the order it was received.

tt-monkeys

[sound of monkeys screaming]

tt-monkeysintro

They have been carried away by monkeys.

tt-somethingwrong

Something is terribly wrong!

tt-weasels

Weasels have eaten our phone system!

tucson

Tucson

tulsa

Tulsa

turn-off-recording

to turn off call recording

turning-to

turning to

twelveth

twelveth

twentieth

twentieth

twisty-maze

You are in a maze of twisty little menus, all alike.

typhoon

typhoon

udp

UDP

uh-oh1

Uh oh! [in a cutesy, Teletubbie's like voice]

uh-oh2

Uh oh! [in a cutesy, Teletubbie's like voice]

uk

UK

unavailable

Unavailable

unconditional

unconditional

unidentified-no-callback

un-indentified or withheld and therefore cannot be called back.

units

units

unix

Unix

up

up

uptime

uptime

user

user

users

users

utah

Utah

variable

variable

vermont

Vermont

virginia-beach

Virginia Beach

virginia

Virgina

visibility

Visibility

visit-asterisk-website

Visit the asterisk website at w w w dot asterisk dot org

vm-Urgent

urgent

vm-advopts

press 3 for advanced options

vm-and

and

vm-calldiffnum

press 2 to enter a different number

vm-changeto

Change to which folder?

vm-delete

Press 7 to delete this message.

vm-deleted

Message deleted.

vm-dialout

please wait while i connect your call

vm-duration

None

vm-enter-num-to-call

please enter the number you wish to call

vm-extension

extension

vm-for

for

vm-forward-multiple

press 1 to send this message, or 2 to add another recipient.

vm-forward

Press 1 to enter an extension, press 2 to use the directory

vm-forwardoptions

press 1 to prepend a message or 2 to forward the message withoutprepending

vm-from-extension

message from extension

vm-from-phonenumber

message from phone number

vm-from

from

vm-goodbye

Goodbye

vm-helpexit

Press star for help or pound to exit

vm-incorrect-mailbox

Login incorrect. Mailbox?

vm-incorrect

Login incorrect.

vm-instructions

To look into your messages press 1 now. You may quit voicemail at any time by pressing the pound key.

vm-intro

Please leave your message after the tone. When done hang up or press the pound key. (simple tone sound plays)

vm-invalid-password

That password does not meet the minimum requirements for this mailbox. Please try again.

vm-invalidpassword

That is not a valid password. Please try again.

vm-isonphone

is on the phone

vm-isunavail

is unavailable

vm-last

last

vm-leavemsg

Press 5 to leave a message

vm-mailboxfull

sorry but the user's mail box can't accept more messages

vm-marked-nonurgent

Urgent status removed.

vm-marked-urgent

Message marked urgent.

vm-message

message

vm-messages

messages

vm-minutes

minutes

vm-mismatch

The passwords you entered and re-entered did not match. Please try again.

vm-msginstruct

To hear the next message press 6, to repeat this message press 5, to hear the previous message press 4, to delete or undelete this message press zero, to quit voicemail press pound.

vm-newpassword

Please enter your new password followed by the pound key.

vm-newuser

Welcome to Comedian Mail. First, I will guide you through a short setup process.

vm-next

Press 6 to play the next message.

vm-no

no

vm-nobodyavail

Nobody is available to take your call at the moment

vm-nobox

you cannot reply to this message because the sender does not have amailbox

vm-nomore

No more messages.

vm-nonumber

i'm afraid i don't know who sent this message.

vm-onefor-full

Press one to listen to ...

vm-onefor

Press 1 for

vm-options

Press 1 to record your unavailable message, press 2 to record your busy message, press 3 to record your name, press 4 to record your temporary greeting, press 5 to change your password, press starto return to the main menu

vm-opts-full

press 2 to access messages saved in other folders. Press 3 to record a messag for another mailbox. Press 0 for greetings and password management.

vm-opts

Press 2 to change folders, press 3 for advanced options, press zero for mailbox options.

vm-press

press

vm-prev

Press 4 for the previous message





vm-rec-busy

After the tone say your busy message and then press the pound key.

vm-rec-name

After the tone say your name and then press the pound key.

vm-rec-temp

After the tone, say your temporary message, and then press the poundkey.

vm-rec-unv

After the tone say your unavailable message and then press the poundkey

vm-received

received

vm-record-prepend

At the tone, please record an introduction to the forwarded message. When done, press the pound sign.

vm-reenterpassword

Please re-enter your password followed by the pound key.

vm-repeat

Press 5 to repeat the current message.

vm-review-nonurgent

Press 4 to remove the urgent status of this message.

vm-review-urgent

Press 4 to mark this message as urgent.

vm-review

Press 1 to accept this recording press 2 to listen to it press 3 to rerecordyour message.

vm-saved

saved

vm-savedto

saved to

vm-savefolder

Which folder should I save the message to?

vm-savemessage

or 9 to save this message

vm-saveoper

Press 1 to accept this recording, otherwise, please continue to hold

vm-sorry

I'm sorry I did not understand your response.

vm-star-cancel

Press star to cancel

vm-tempgreetactive

None

vm-tempgreetactive

None

vm-tempgreeting

Press 1 to record your temporary greeting

vm-tempgreeting2

Press 1 to record your temporary greeting, or press 2 to erase your temporary greeting

vm-then-pound

vm-then-pound

vm-theperson

The person at extension

vm-tmpexists

There is a temporary greeting, which overrides your standard greetings

vm-tocallback

Press 2 to call the person who sent this message

vm-tocallnum

Press 1 to call this number

vm-tocancel

or pound to cancel

vm-toenternumber

Press 1 to enter a number

vm-toforward

Press 8 to forward the message to another user.

vm-tohearenv

Press 3 to hear the message envelope.

vm-tomakecall

Press 4 to place an outgoing call

vm-tooshort

your message is too short

vm-toreply

Press 1 to send a reply

vm-torerecord

Press 3 to rerecord your message

vm-undelete

Press 7 to undelete this message

vm-undeleted

Message undeleted.

vm-unknown-caller

from an unknown caller

vm-whichbox

To leave a message, please enter a mailbox number.

vm-youhave

you have

voice-mail-system

Voice Mail System

voice-mail-system

Voice Mail System

wait-moment

Please wait a moment.

wait-offensive-sounds

Please wait one moment while I access our gigantic library of offensive sounds!

wakeup-call-cancelled

Your wakeup call has been cancelled.

wakeup-call

Wakeup call

wakeup-daily

Daily Wakeup Call

wakeup-for-daily

For daily wakeup calls...

wakeup-for-one-time

For a one-time wakeup call

wakeup-onetime

One-time wakeup call

walks-into-bar-mail

A man walks into a bar, sits down and ... welcome to Comedian Mail!

warning

warning

was-last-seen

was last seen

was

was

washington-dc

Washington, DC

washington

Washington

watch

watch

we-apologize

we apologize

we-dont-have-tech-support

We don't have tech support

weasels-eaten-phonesys

Weasels have eaten our phone system.

weather-station

weather station

weather

weather

web

web

weeks

weeks

welcome

welcome

were-sorry

We're sorry

west-virginia

West Virgina

west

west

westerly

westerly

what-time-it-is

Do you have any idea what

what-time-it-is2

Do you have any idea what

when-dialing-this-number

When dialing this number...

who-would-you-like-to-call

Who would you like to call?

why-no-answer-mystery

Your call is important to us, but exactly why we haven't answered it yet is a mystery even to us.

wichita

Wichita

will-apply

will apply

will-expire

will expire

will-not-expire

will not expire

will-reflect-charge-of

will reflect a charge of

wind

wind

windows

windows

windy

windy

wisconsin

Wisconsin

wish-to-continue

do you wish to continue?

with

with

within

within

work

work

wrong-try-again-smarty

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Try again, smart guy.

wtng-to-spk-w-rep

waiting to speak with a representative

www-switchboard-com

www.switchboard.com

wyoming

Wyoming

yeah

Yeah!

year

year

years

years

yes-dear

Yes, dear. (annoyed)

yes-dear2.wav

Yes, dear. (playful)

yesterday

yesterday

you-are-caller-num

you are caller number

you-are-curr-call-num

you are currently caller number

you-can-press

You can press

you-dialed-wrong-number

You have dialed the wrong number

you-entered

You entered

you-have-dialed

You have dialed

you-have-reached-a-test-number

You have reached a test number

you-have-these-options

You have these options.

you-must-first-dial

You must first dial

you-seem-impatient

You seem impatient

you-sound-cute

So, _you_ sound cute.

you-wish-to-join

you wish to join

your-account

Your account

your-msg-has-been-saved

Your message has been saved

your-msg-is-too-short

your message is too short

your-temp-greeting

your temporary greeting

your

your

zip-code

zip code

wx/around

around

wx/barometer

barometer

wx/ceiling

ceiling

wx/dew-point

dew point

wx/falling

falling

wx/feet

feet

wx/foot

foot

wx/gust

gust

wx/gusting-to

gusting to

wx/gusty

gusty

wx/heat-index

heat index

wx/humidity

humidity

wx/inch

inch

wx/inches

inches

wx/kilometer

kilometer

wx/large

large

wx/meter

meter

wx/mist

mist

wx/northeast

northeast

wx/northwest

northwest

wx/percent

percent

wx/point

point

wx/rising

rising

wx/southeast

southeast

wx/southwest

southwest

wx/steady

steady

wx/temperature

temperature

wx/wind-chill

windchill

wx/winds

winds


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